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Every year, more and more people are discovering
the boundless joys of playing the Wheel of Intoxication™!
Wacky rules, crazy stunts and refreshing beverages provided
by you combine to make the Wheel of Intoxication™ the most
outrageous party game ever!
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With spaces like Chug or Dare, where the player
who lands there must either chug their drink or take a dare,
it's no wonder that people choose to do the chicken dance in
the middle of the street.
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And there's also the macarena...
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Or how about this chick, who had to roll the
length of the D.C. Armory... Before she was stopped by security,
she logged more distance than a brand new Yugo!
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Beautiful women love the Wheel of Intoxication™!
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When even dorks like these can get beautiful women to hang around
them, you know the game has to be good! |
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Basically, people who play the Wheel of Intoxication
seem to enjoy life more, experience greater things in life and
have more compatible life partners!
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Of course, none of these claims have been
substantiated by scientific testing. But our own brand of testing
clearly shows a greater lust for life in Wheel afficianados!
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Don't worry! Side-splitting, gut-busting laughter
is completely normal when playing the Wheel.
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So kick back tonight, skip the bar scene and
have some friends over for a rousing good time with the Wheel
of Intoxication™!
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You'll be glad you did!
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