Party Tips... And More!
Make your next party a success with these drink recipies and party tips. Also includes party fouls to avoid!

      
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Apple Blow

  • 2 oz. Apple Brandy
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • 1 egg white
  • Lemon Juice
  • Club Soda
  • Cider
Shake first four ingredients in a mixing glass until well blended. Strain over ice into a glass and top off with equal parts club soda and cider. Drink slowly as you make your friends hysterical with euphamistic references to the name of your drink.
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Buy the Wheel

  • only $19.95
  • plus shipping
Makes a great Christmas gift. Know anyone at college? They're sure to be the hit of the dorms with our wildly fun party treasure! And the recipe couldn't be easier! Just click here!
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B. V. D.

  • 3/4 oz. dry gin
  • 3/4 oz. white rum
  • 3/4 oz. vermouth
Shake ingredients in mixing glass with ice. Strain into glass filled with ice. Pour into shorts.
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Coca Cola

  • Ingredients unknown
The Coca Cola corporation closely guards the recipe for this classic drink. Luckily, it is readily available and inexpensive at most grocery and convenience stores.
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Drink Responsibly

  • a brain
  • 1 oz. common sense
Don't drink and drive. Don't use power tools or operate heavy machinery. Don't pick on those smaller than you, and for God's sake, definitely not those bigger than you! Don't try outrageous stunts that could cause bodily injury to you or others.
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Egg Nog

  • 1 doz. eggs
  • pinch Baking Soda
  • 6 oz. rum
  • 2 lbs. granulated sugar
  • 32 oz. milk
  • 32 oz. light cream
  • 1.75 liter blended whiskey
  • nutmeg
The most delicious of all the nogs, egg nog is best served as a holiday beverage, or in July, to confuse religious zealots. Separate eggs and beat yolks and whites separately. Blend in baking soda, rum and sugar. Beat well and stir in milk, cream and whiskey. Chill overnight and garnish with nutmeg. If you have access to chemical apparati, distill nutmeg into mace and spray into the eyes of annoying, bell-ringing solicitors outside shopping malls.
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Fairy Belle Cocktail

  • 1 egg white
  • 1 tsp. grenadine
  • 3/4 oz. apricot brandy
  • 1-1/2 oz. gin
Shake with ice. You'll be the belle of the ball with this one! Well, you'll probably be doing something with balls.
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Hair of the Dog

  • 1 alcoholic beverage per overnight guest
Always have a stash of alcohol on hand for hangover remedies. Not the greatest of cures for that socks-on-your-teeth feeling, but better than dealing with the reality of your overindulging ways.
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Hummer

  • 1 oz. coffee liqueur
  • 1 oz. light rum
  • 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
Mix in a blender and serve. Enjoy it, because it may be the only hummer you're getting tonight.
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Italian Surfer with a Russian Attitude

  • 1 oz. malibu rum
  • 1 oz. Amaretto
  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 4 oz. pineapple juice
  • spalsh of cranberry juice
A delicious shooter with a kick. Hold the vodka for a slightly less harsh shooter.
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Kamikaze

  • 1 oz lime juice
  • 1 oz. triple sec
  • 1 oz. vodka
Shake and pour over ice. Sentimental for me because my father went down as a kamikaze pilot in World War II before he fathered me in '68. Wait a minute! It doesn't add up... maybe this was the first thing I got drunk on and that's where the whole sentimental thing comes in...
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Lemonade

  • juice of 1 lemon
  • 2 tsp. powdered sugar
  • water
Mix lemon juice and sugar in glass with ice and add water till full. It's the way grandma used to make it. Cool and refreshing on a hot summer day. You know, back when I was a lad, just about your age, my grand mother used to make us pitchers of lemonade to sell on the street for a nickel. Old Doc Simpkins used to come by and buy up our entire stock, then send us off to the General Store with our shiny nickels to buy penny candies, so he could go inside and screw grandma.
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Pleasuring Thyself (at the party)

Definitely not cool. Keep your hands off of your naughty no-no's until you're at home... alone... again...
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Peeing (innappropriate places)

Never a good idea. Even if you're really drunk, find an appropriate place to let loose.
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Sex on the Beach

  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 3/4 oz. triple sec
  • grapefruit juice
  • orange juice
A newly classic shooter. Not recommended for use with the Wheel, except for the occasional Social.
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Sleeping (w/relative)

Sleeping with a relative of the party host is always considered bad ettiquette. Sleeping with your own relatives is only cool in West Virginia, Kentucky or Woody Allen's house.
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Tidybowl

  • 1/2 oz. Vodka
  • 1/2 oz. Blue Curucao
  • 2 raisins
A truly digusting shooter to drink. Resembles two turds floating in blue toilet water. Seperates the men from the guys who like to watch freaky, kinky porn on the internet. Like with chickens and stuff.
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Water

  • 2 oz Hydrogen
  • 1 oz Oxygen
Combine ingredients in mixing glass and shake well. Harder! No, no! Harder! Keep shaking! Come on, wussy, can't you even make water!
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Zeus

  • 1-1/2 oz. Campari
  • 1 oz. Vodka
Put in a glass with ice and add lemon juice. Smote thine enemies with thine divine fury and lightning bolts and stuff.
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